Thank you for reading Hung Up! If you share on social, please add a link :) A thought I had today … I don’t ever want to see another Mugler catsuit in my LIFE …! Anyway: if you’re watching The Ultimatum, there’s an ongoing chat thread about it in the Substack app :)It only took three weeks (ish) of dating for Taylor Swift’s divine/frightening/divinely frightening publicist Tree Paine to have had enough. The Swift-Healy split was announced Monday afternoon; by Monday evening Paine was spinning it as a situationship. “She had fun with him, but it was always casual,” a source told People. “They are no longer romantically involved.”’ But Healy’s team — which I can only assume are assorted roaches left in an ashtray, a few water rings on an antique wooden dresser, and the collected dirt under his nails — went to TMZ, as people in the wrong are wont to do. The breakup wasn’t because Healy became radioactive, but because they didn’t have enough time for one another. “Everyone knows Taylor's Eras tour is packing stadiums across the U.S., and will for a few more months — and Matty's friend points out The 1975 is in the middle of its European tour now,” TMZ says. “We're told they still care for each other, even though things didn't work out romantically.” At a 1975 show in Dublin this week, Healy wrote “sorry” on a bedsheet (?), and then added a question mark. Very loser, very high school boy contrarian: As a child I was obsessed with criminal handwriting analysis because I saw it on one episode of Monk. Those r-letters … baby … he’s not beating the unshowering allegations, like I don’t know how to describe it. Just nasty! At that show, Healy made time to respond to Noel Gallagher, who told Spin Healy is a “fucking slack-jawed fuckwit,” and in an unpopular band. “Noel Gallagher called me a ‘slack-jawed fuckwit,’” Healy told the audience. “I love Noel Gallagher.” This man has enough enemies for them to unionize: Healy has yet to craft a response to Azealia Banks, however, after the rapper called him “thin-jawed” and said he would give Taylor Swift scabies. Me Googling Austin Reaves https://twitter.com/refrigeratorlal/status/1665857670195150850?s=46&t=k-ONcW1GHkTweJcquprFMQ https://twitter.com/spencerreaves31/status/1666092058409582594?s=46&t=k-ONcW1GHkTweJcquprFMQ But Austin Reaves was spotted, sort of, at the Freaknik-themed birthday pary for Zendaya’s assistant Darnell Appling. Her Dune co-star, the actor and barb Timothée Chalamet, wore a Reaves jersey as he danced. Unfortunately my sports quota this week has been at capacity with all the golf drama, so I have not watched any NBA Finals games. Girl Get Up Alert: Kelis Kelis was widowed after her husband Mike Mora died in 2022 from stage 4 stomach cancer. Murray’s wife Jennifer Butler died in 2021. Kelis has made regular appearances on the playlists I make for the paid list — “Kaleidoscope” is great. I have never cared for Bill Murray because he was so nasty in Osmosis Jones. But if you need more reasons, Vanity Fair has a good list of receipts of Murray being a scoundrel. There have been so many amazing pieces of culture writing in the last week-ish that I must recommend you make time for:
Leonardo DiCaprio’s Worst Performance Yet: Acting Like He’s Gigi Hadid’s Boyfriend Thank God someone was quick to tell People that “seeing Leo was never serious for her and it will never be serious.” It is summer, the universal hoe season for Leos, so of course he is playing in her face! Auntie O’Clock: Nothing has brought me more joy than Uncle Charlie Wilson’s Tiny Desk Concert. That’s all this week! Thank you for reading, and have a good weekend! I’m in a chaotic mood so I’ll do another chat for episode two of The Idol on Sunday night — as I said when it premiered, it is stupid I Hate Suzie but I love a mess! Thank you for being a free subscriber to Hung Up! If you like it, I hope you’ll consider upgrading to a paid subscription for even more of it. You can also find me on Instagram here, on Twitter here, my Tiktok, and I’m also on Bluesky. And if you share on social, please add a link :) |